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Jessica Alba & Asshole come home from shopping & she has to carry the groceries

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by linusnc, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. linusnc

    linusnc Short Pants White Boy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member

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  2. Ja-Mez

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    Linus... I never called you an asshole ;)
     
  3. Overlord

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    If the asshole had helped he, she wouldn't be bending over and showing us her boobages. Nice going Asshole.
     
  4. RocketRion

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    That's right, beeotch! YOU carry the groceries. I'm going to check out some other trim.
     
  5. cambo

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    are you suprised? chicks like that only dates guys like that.
     
  6. mrcollege

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    anyone up for castrating that guy?
     
  7. Soft Jello

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    Hey, give the guy a break - he *is* carrying the car keys, after all.

    Nice use of the mouth, there, Jess ! :) (yes, yes, we know, some smartenstein is bound to reply : "I know a better use you can put it to - ON ME !" The Todd high-fives you. ;-) )
     
  8. KidVI

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    hahahahahahaha, that subject line is funny

    btw, what's up with the sanskrit tattoo??
     
  9. cobra commander

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    He has got her trained good. :)
     
  10. xkanex

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    ^ haha.

    hmm ... you would think with all the money she had, she would have something better than a Jeep?
     
  11. ronyotz

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    LOTTA WATER THERE...
     
  12. slerby

    slerby Hank Moody rules Ten Years of Phun

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    shit, i can't even carry to 6 packs of water.
    she's strong and could take me down.
    which wouldn't suck.

    SIN CITY on DVD August 16 !!
     

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