~Aloha!!

~~~~ SHAMELESS BUMP ~~~~

That will be all.

 

And with your squiggles and bump.. we have now reached one hundred posts on this thread. Spam-ahoy!

 

You'd think you could contribute better than that to your own post, couldn't you?

 

This comment from the shameless bumper? Haha.


Ok.


(Actually, I think I will start posting like Datsfowl now until he returns.Somebody has to. Swell idea I say.) <--- Yoda Dats.


I thought you would offer tequila shots for the 100th post. I'm a naughty wahine on tequila. Anyway, no matter... I'm about to post some more pics up anyhow!

 

I have naughty smilies. No squirting ones tho' but I'll get onto it!!

 

Are Spam-ahoys anything like Chips-Ahoys?

You are making me hungry Lauren. :twisted:

 

googled a bit - congrats to this review as of March 11, 2005

and even this profile / skills speak for itself - a matter of name? :!:

 

Good detective work. Is that her in that profile tho?

 

dunno - guess not, maybe she can answer that

 

LMAO. Hate to break it to you, but I don't know anything about soccer. I'm pretty much a clutz with balls, all except in one scenario

As you can imagine, it's important for safety reasons to protect my identity some... so my last name is a stage last name. Sands, beach.. ya know. When I started heavily doing SEO, I realized about the "soccer Lauren" and felt bad. Poor girl. People searching for her and see my ass. But I had already had my name all set. Oops.

Thanks about the review! I need to get all new reviews now though since I have redone everything, added tons of stuff, now offer WMV, designed a new layout, etc. It's a good reminder actually, need to email all the review sites again.

Oh and Seeka.. isn't it odd that there are tons of smilies or ways for guys to express naughtiness online.. but for us girls, we got nada. Zip. No dildo smilie. No vibrator smilie. Just kisses. Luckily I like kisses

Awesome Kelson, and thank you!

 

Just a pity I cant make smilies. If I could I'd make you a bunch of them. All sorts of dirty girl stuff.

 

maybe you ought to ask her about that and find out - some "synergetic effects" possible - she might teach you sth about her way of treating balls, you about yours....

 

Swap ball stories TheRiver? lmao! what would I say "Hi, I saw you on google, we have the same first name and I happened to chose your last name for my dirrtyyyy website. Care to teach me about hand eye coordination on the field? I can show you my ball tricks in trade..."

I'll take the dirty girl stuff from you with or without the smilies Seeka

 

I feel all left out

 

You, my friend, are never left out when it comes to me. You had just neglected my thread so were a bit lost... really though, it's time for me to make a new photo thread I'd say!

 

Yeah, you lazy biatch

 

LOL... LOL.... LOL.... I can't even comprehend that statement, so I had to look it up to understand your sarcasm:

la·zy P Pronunciation Key (lz)
adj. la·zi·er, la·zi·est
Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness.
Slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy river.
Conducive to idleness or indolence: a lazy summer day.
Depicted as reclining or lying on its side. Used of a brand on livestock.

I'm assuming you meant "Used of a brand on livestock." Correct?

 

hi Lauren

In my opinion better dont start trading ideas about how to treat the balls with the other Lauren Sands .. you both wont profit from it ;-)
you should never kick a ball .. and the soccer girl shouldn't play with them on the field
you might get a law suit out of it and soccer girl would be thrown out of her team
;-)

 

LMAO Florian!! Brilliant use of pun and wit.... honored to have you in my thread...

as a humorous aside... back in my ballerina days, I have accidentally kneed some balls before. S'pose that wouldnt' be considered foul in soccer, but in ballet I was sidelined.

 

LMFAO!

Yeah, I bet the punk-ass island kids love to go Laurentipping when they're pissed and stoned, don't they?