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Melbabe goes blinky - 20k = 20 gals, 2000 handpicked pics inside *56k warning!!!*

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Melonabe, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!
     
  2. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    Fuck you.
     
  3. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
     
  4. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
     
  5. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    Melon, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
     
  6. Melonabe

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    Ant, Ant, Ant. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?
     
  7. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Melon. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
     
  8. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    ... I am McLovin!
     
  9. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
     
  10. Melonabe

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    When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
     
  11. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    What?
     
  12. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    Draw pictures of dicks.
     
  13. antheh

    antheh Banned.

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    Dicks? Like a man dick?
     
  14. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    Yes. Like a man dick.
     
  15. Melonabe

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    I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
     
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  16. antheh

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    That's fucked.
     
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  17. Melonabe

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    No shit. It's really fucked up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
     
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  18. antheh

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    Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Azz.
     
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  19. Melonabe

    Melonabe Guest

    Just listen. Okay?
     
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  20. Melonabe

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    Your precious little Azz sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
     
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